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Old May 18, 2012, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #961
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*pees all over the jukebox*
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Old Aug 20, 2012, 01:03 AM // 01:03   #962
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* stumbles through the door to get one more drink*
* tries the jukebox, but it smells like several months old urine*
* opens the tab and hangs under it to drink the rotten old beer that was still in the 5 months overdue keg
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Old Aug 20, 2012, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #963
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*Strolls in the middle of Akelarumi drinking old Ale*
*Looks around*
*See no one, hear no one other than Akelarumi*
*Leaves*
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Old Aug 20, 2012, 11:59 PM // 23:59   #964
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*lies Unconscious on the floor waiting for any help*
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Old Aug 23, 2012, 03:40 AM // 03:40   #965
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*helps akelarumi by forcing more old ale down his throat*
*takes the horrciux from the ale keg*
*walks away muttering.."its mine....my...precious.."
*references 2 movies then leaves*
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Old Nov 12, 2012, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #966
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*Turns bar into a rave*
*Plays the club can't handle me by flo rida*
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Old Jul 01, 2016, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #967
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*Puts the bourbon in the fridge.*
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Old Jul 01, 2016, 07:37 AM // 07:37   #968
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*empties the last bottle of beer into the pink pachyderm (who they still have not come to pick up)*
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Old Jul 01, 2016, 02:06 PM // 14:06   #969
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*sits down, opens a beer and tips his hat to the bartender one last time*
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Old Jul 06, 2016, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #970
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* puts an old beloved song on the jukebox---hotel california---and hums *
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